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Post by Kri'hamon on Aug 4, 2004 22:34:55 GMT -5
Feel free to post as much info or random quotes here as your heart's desire, I shall start....
Wheel of morality, turn turn turn, show us the lesson that we will learn..
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Post by Rotzi on Aug 4, 2004 22:40:53 GMT -5
I was at your Christening and I didn't drown you. Who owes who?
Denis Leary "Rescue Me"
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Post by Star_Traveler on Aug 29, 2004 12:31:23 GMT -5
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor : And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : I will NOT be angry.
Igor : Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor : Abby Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : Abby Normal?
Igor : I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein : Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
Young Frankenstein (1974)
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Post by Star_Traveler on Sept 1, 2004 11:48:41 GMT -5
'Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with it apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence.'
Norman Podhoretz
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Post by Kri'hamon on Sept 3, 2004 22:06:45 GMT -5
Inductive or Deductive reasoning? Math is evil, Candy teaches math, Therefore candy is evil.. -Written on the board by someone in my math class  |
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Post by Star_Traveler on Sept 3, 2004 22:18:36 GMT -5
Ah! Math proofs! I was looking for the one that proved 1 + 1=3 but found the Proof that 2 = 1 let a = b a² = ab Multiply both sides by a a² + a² - 2ab = ab + a² - 2ab Add (a² - 2ab) to both sides 2(a² - ab) = a² - ab Factor the left, and collect like terms on the right 2 = 1 Divide both sides by (a² - ab) Q.E.D. There's more at mcraefamily.com/MathHelp/Jokes.htm |
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Post by Kri'hamon on Sept 3, 2004 23:12:35 GMT -5
Good.....Bad.....I'm the one with the gun
-Ash, Army of Darkness
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Post by Star_Traveler on Sept 4, 2004 2:28:30 GMT -5
Samus answer to Snowflake's interview question of
"Why did your parents name you.. Samus? "
"It's actually.. a Chozo name I was given. It means: "Hunting Warrior", although some idiots have said it could be "Warrior Princess". I promptly shot them. My enemies think it means: "Psycho path". I shot them too."
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