The Dead Parrot Inn

[Star_Traveler]

The stripper Orc, still mostly covered in pink cake (thank goodness) starts singing a song by The Kelley Deal 6000,

I want to be a stripper
some girls were born to dance
I'd glissade and tour jete
pirouette and releve
please mister give me a chance

There are 12 angry goblins in the Inn and two of them start arguing.
Goblin #3 : Listen, you shut up!
Goblin #8 : - baiting him - Ever since we walked into this room, you've been behaving like a self-appointed public avenger!
Goblin #3 : I'm tellin' you now! Shut up!
Goblin #8 : You want to see these people die because you personally want it, not because of the facts!

The stripper Orc continues to sing…
I want to be a stripper
I'd be beautiful and grand
Overhearing people say
hey that girl could
go all the way
please mister let me dance

Goblin #3 : Shut up!
Goblin #8 : You're a sadist!
Goblin #3 : Shut up!
Goblin #7: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP SHUTTING UP!
Goblin #3 attacks goblin #8 and they wrestle around on the floor, eventually falling back into the hole.

The stripper Orc rips off his 1950’s poodle skirt and gives it to Leanon
I know that I could do it
I knew that I'd be swell
a cheering crowd
would yell for more
and I'd say no
not another encore
smile and bid a fond farewell

The stripper Orc eats Goblin#2
a tra la la tra la la

[Rotzi]

Squee, in a fit of rage and insanity marched over to the orc and grew. "What in all the bloody hells do you think you're DOING?!" He stopped growing once he was the size of one of those really big Ford trucks that were rigged by a redneck. In one graceful sweep of his head he devoured the stripping orc.... and half a dozen goblins to get rid of the taste.

After a moment he began to shrink. "I think I'm gonna be sick...." groaned the cat demon.

Meanwhile Jessi was yaking with Sparks, mainly trying to figure out what it was he was doing by attempting to distract him. However, she couldn't help herself while Squee had grown to take blackmail photos of the cat.... and some more of Sparks for good measure....

[DivenWest]

Sparks rubbed at his eyes, attempting to get the dots from Rotzi's flash out of his vision, conviently missing Squee's growth spurt. He looked up and saw that the stripper was gone. "What did I miss?" he asked, looking slightly confused. A goblin was slowly creaping toward him, but was stopped short as Sparks pulled a pistol from his pocket and pointed it at the goblins head. He gave a small smirk as it dashed around to hide behind the remains of the cake.

[Rotzi]

Jessi sighed and shook her head. "Is this guy that oblivious?" she thought aloud. "Nothing much. Just some stripping orc and a hungry Squee."

The said cat made his way outside. After a few moments of hacking noises, Squee came back in looking much better. "Remind me never t' eat orc again...."

[DivenWest]

Sparks quirks an eyebrow at the deamon cat, "I hope for your sake that you stayed far away from my car for... whatever it was you did." He turns back to Rotzi, "Can you tell me why I am still here, other than the fact that I find Goblins ammusing?"

[TheSalmonWhisperer]

Leanon, had now returned to her chair with the Orcs skirt in tow, the salmon had already devoured the entire cake and was now lying, exhausted, on the goblin blood covered floor.
Leanon's gazed turned to Squee and she gave him a congratulating smile before returning to eavesdrop on the nearby conversation.

[Star_Traveler]

Professor Remington looks around at the mess and says, “Whew… and I still don’t have food! He promptly picks up some cake and tosses it at IT. IT having already predicted a 97% chance for that behavior swooshes out of the oncoming meteor and the cake’s perfect mathematical parabolic trajectory lands it right on top of Squee’s head. “Oops,” says Remington.

[Rotzi]

Squee growled. Now he was pissed. First he got sick from that blasted orc, then that human is grating his nerves... and then he gets a piece of cake on his head. "Why those bloody humans...." his voice deepened and his eyes glowed with malice.

About that time Jessi scooped him up. "Time for home!" She pacified him by scratching him under the chin. "If you behave yourself, you can stay in my room, ok?"

Squee's eyes went back to normal. "Woo!"

Jessi sighed, then smiled. "Okies." She waved to everyone. "Have a nice night!" Her voice sounded frantic. Maybe there was something about Squee that she was afraid of...

With that said, she ran out of the inn, quite literally.

[TheSalmonWhisperer]

Leanon watched the leaving figure run towards the Inn's door.
"What on earth does she want to hide....?" The salmon whispered in one of leanons long pointed ears.
She shrugged her shouders, the worn, coloured cloak slipping just a little accross one of her shoulders slightly.
"Sir remmington? What does IT say about this situation?"

[Star_Traveler]

“Mmm… said Remington. Let’s ask! IT, analyze the event of Jessi leaving.” IT hovers closer to Remington, dims and brightens, while a faint whirling sound fills the air. After a moment, IT replies, “The computations have been completed. After pruning the game tree by eliminating the impossible by factoring over the chaotic integration of the group subsets…” “PLEASE!”, Remington pauses for a second and then continues in a calmer voice, “Please, IT, just answer the question.”
IT continues, “I have concluded of three possible reasons

1. Jessi was afraid that Squee was about to eat everyone starting with Remington and ending up with Jessi and she’s heading to her shop. In which case there’s a 23% Squee will attack Jessi when she gets there.
2. Jessi believes someone is breaking into her shop at this very moment and is going to stop them. I further predict along these lines that if someone is breaking into her shop they are connected with the recent goblin attack which would make this attack just a diversion.
3. She has decided to go shopping in the steel city, likely for a new camera and supplies for a trip. She might stop by her shop to pick up a few things first.

In any case there exists a high probability, 8 out of 9 of her going to the Papa Rotzi's photo shop at this moment.” IT concludes.

“I think we should follow and see what’s happening.” And with that Remington heads out of the shop following Jessi.

[NaughtyOtsel]

Melissa signed and came back out of the kitchen. "I need to get a new grunt to guard this place against troublemakers..." she mutters darkly, walking through Malachi

[TheSalmonWhisperer]

Leanon nodded quickly and promptly followed Remmington out of the Inn, leaving a nice, large tip at the bar before heading out without a word.