DivenWest
Bounty Hunter
>.>....<.<.... What?
Posts: 265
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Post by DivenWest on Jul 19, 2004 0:58:46 GMT -5
IMO, roughly 99.99999% of the human race are utter, mindless scum... thats all? gee, I thought there were more...... |
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Post by dazura on Jul 19, 2004 1:02:10 GMT -5
Nah, you're just hanging out with too many of the wrong humans.
(The people here excepted, but we're only about a billionth of humanity so far.)
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Post by Rotzi on Jul 19, 2004 1:03:53 GMT -5
meh... being human isn't fun.. can I say I'm a mystick? ..or a mystick incarnate?
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Post by dazura on Jul 19, 2004 1:24:01 GMT -5
Sure.
*is sometimes a half-cat/half-dragonfly/half-vampire*
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Post by Kassil on Jul 19, 2004 5:22:46 GMT -5
Mneh.
I firmly believe myself to be a draconic-like-thing from a miserable iceball of a world, reborn too many times to count, currently stuck in this soft-skinned, weak, defenseless body of a member of the human race.
I'm not racist. I'm speciesist. I hate humans. All of the squishy little apes.
Well, not all. Just the majority.
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Post by Rotzi on Jul 19, 2004 9:28:48 GMT -5
Woo!
>.>
<.<
^.^
I'm not sure exactly what I believe I was. I know that I fought in some war long ago.. and was stabbed in the back, literally and figuratively. ..meh. ::goes off to class::
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Post by TheSalmonWhisperer on Jul 19, 2004 9:46:25 GMT -5
I would like to beleive That I'm a salmon.
They have such simple lives and just swim around all day until the fishing hook of doom catches them off gaurd.
Salmon are better then men. ^.^
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Post by Kassil on Jul 19, 2004 13:10:23 GMT -5
...But some salmon are men.
And backstabbing is 'fun'. ;p At least it's usually a comparatively painless way to die. As opposed to, say, getting hit by a stampede of cattle, or being caught below deck on a ship where the gunpowder for the cannons all goes up at once...
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Post by TheSalmonWhisperer on Jul 19, 2004 13:59:50 GMT -5
Ah yes...But male salmon are so feminine that it makes them come across as women! ^^ Those are some interesting deaths..Maybe we should make a list of all the best ways in which to die, most of the ones I think of are salmon related.  |
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Star_Traveler
Bounty Hunter
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Post by Star_Traveler on Sept 2, 2004 1:10:48 GMT -5
I'll start us off on the list! The list of Best ways to die!  #1 Don't eat enough salmon --> so don’t get enough omega-3 --> heart attack And there you go, painful for just a bit and then it’s over. Meh! |
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Post by Kassil on Sept 5, 2004 11:43:03 GMT -5
BEST way to die EVER:
In your sleep, without waking up.
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Post by TheSalmonWhisperer on Sept 6, 2004 5:49:53 GMT -5
I want to die with an oversized salmon shoved up my rectum, then be buried face down with the salmon peeking out of the soil.
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Post by Kri'hamon on Sept 6, 2004 22:13:42 GMT -5
 If I were to die it would be in a burst of glory type way, none of that death by old age stuff..
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Post by TheSalmonWhisperer on Sept 7, 2004 12:12:59 GMT -5
what about...A large salmon jumps down your throat, whilst inside you it blows up, taking you with it?
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Post by Kassil on Sept 7, 2004 22:09:30 GMT -5
...I'd like to die quietly for once!
Just once!
For the love of chaos, just once!
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